SMELLY CAAAAAT...!!!
IT IS YOUR FAULT.. :P

Smelly Cat
Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what
are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend
to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat what
are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault!

Love Song
You don't have to be
awake to be my man
Long as you have brainwaves,
I'll be there to hold your hand.
Tho' we just met the other day
There's something I have got to say...
Thank you, that's all.

My Mother´s Ashes
My mother's ashes,
Even her eyelashes,
Are resting in a little, yellow jar.
And sometimes when it's breezy,
Or if I'm feeling sneezy,
And now I...
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Yeah, noisy boys!

Two Of Them Kissed Last Night
There was a girl. We'll call her Betty.
And a guy. Let's call him Neil.
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly,
This story isn't real.
(. . .)
Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the girl that he casts aside.
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly,
Or will it be the one who we'll call... Lulie. He MUST decide, he MUST decide,
Even though I made him up he MUST decide...


The Animal Song
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers!
Nooowww, chickens!

The Book of Love
Sometimes men love women,
Sometimes men love men,
And then there are bisexuals,
Though some just say they're
kidding themselves.
La la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...



Don´t
There'll be times when you get older
When you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you...
But don't.
Kör:
Cause that's another thing that
you don't wanna do. Everybody!
That's another thing
that you don't wanna do.

Terry's a Jerk
Terry's a jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
[...]
And you're all invited to bite me!

Truth About Grandma
Now, grandma's a person
who everyone likes,
She bought you a train and
a bright, shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't
been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her
she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mom and your
dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died
and some day you will too.
La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...

Shower Song
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song,
Stop me if you've heard it,
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet,
And Tegrin spelled backwards is Nirget.
Kör:
Lather, rinse, repeat,
And lather, rinse, repeat,
And lather, rinse, repeat,
As needed.

Blackout
New York City has no power.
And the milk is getting sour.
But to me this is not scary,
'Cause I stay away from dairy.

Guuuuuuuud Morrrrniiiing Mumbai…!!!

Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai?
Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai?

Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr hai
Bhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai?

Serails ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum
par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai?

Ab ret pe nage pao tahelte kyu nahi?
108 hai chanel phir dil bahelte kyu nahi?

Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai,
lekin pados me kon raheta hai jaante tak nahi.

Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai,
Lekin jigri dost tak pahuche aise taar kaha hai?

Kab dubte hue suraj ko dekha tha yaad hai?
Kab jaana tha shaam ka woh banana kya hai?

To Dosto Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai
Jab yahi jeena hai to phir Marna kya hai?
:)

TUJHSE NARAaZ NAHI...

Tujhse naraaz nahin zindagi.. hairaan hoon main.. haan bas hairaan hoon main..

Tere masoom sawaalon se pareshaan hoon main.. thoda sa pareshaaan hoon main..


Jeene ke liye socha hi nahi dard sambhaalne honge..

Muskuraye to muskurane ke karz utaarne honge..

Muskuraon kabhi to lagta hai,
jaise Hoton pe karj rakha hai..
Tujhse naraaz nahi zindagi.. hairaan hoon main.. hairaan hoon main..


Aaj agarbhar aayi hai boondein baras jaayengi

Kal kya pata inke liye.. aankhen taras jaayengi..

Jaane kab Gum hua kaha
khoya ek aasun chupa ke rakha tha..
Tujhse naraaz nahin zindagi.. hairaan hoon main.. haan hairaan hoon main.. :)

Zindagi tere naam ne humein rishte naye samjhaaye
mile to.. humein dhup mein bhi na mile chaav ke thande saaye..

Tujhse naraaz nahin zindagi.. hairaan hoon main.. haaaan hairaan hoon main..

I aint a cat to have nine lives.. :P
Third time lucky.. :O
Am not boasting.. but a fact..
got another chance to life today ie. 3rd time d same way..
9 30 am malad station.. had to go to churchgate with a frnd.. he insisted on a goregaon local but considering the traffic to d station i said.. we'll board d train at malad.. he denied.. considering the rush at that hour(he had never got to get into any train between 8 to 10 am).. me used to the crowd.. said.. i'll make sure u get it..

I took his bag.. and for the first time i left a train becoz he couldnt get in.. :).. when the next train came.. i just pushed him in.. and i managed to just get my 2 fingers to hold something to support my bodyweight outside the train.. :)..

Luckily and Similarly the third time.. i had not worn d belt on d left arm that comes in the front direction while latkofying.. :P.. and while trying hard to atleast get d third finger for the support.. something just shook me in a fraction of a sec.. d guy next to me managed to hold me.. then.. gaining sense.. i realised a POLE just hit d bag.. fortunately it swung but not so hard with only one belt on my right shoulder.. had i worn the left one.. i would have been caught by the pole.. and I dont know what the Physics laws might have done to me then.. :O.. :)

Considering this is the third time.. I was saved.. not just in somthing involving railways.. but the same sort.. bag been hit by pole twice before.. :O I do consider myself lucky.. :) or maybe u all unlucky.. :P.. lol.. Just one piece of advice.. in this what they call city's life line.. to have ur life line left.. either GET IN.. or GET OUT>> :)

A fact of life...
which all have experienced.. some might have the sight.. but may just dont have the vision to realise..
Pain never really goes away; you just elevate and get used to it by growing stronger..
but it is true..

Another fact that at least I learnt the hard way..
The world owes you nothing!
So stop expecting things.. be it anybody for that matter....

ON 26th JULY 2006.. terror once again rocked mumbai..
Once again.. Mumbai got to see THE ugly face which has been lingering around for quite some time....
Once again.. Mumbai showed its integrity.. its strength its uniqueness.. and
Once again.. It showed the world why there can't be a place anything anywhere even close to a place Like MUMBAI>> :)
here's a voice of Mumbaikars.. from Mumbai.. to those sick loohosers.. who call themselves terrorists..

Dear Terrorist,

Even if you are not reading this we don't care. Time and again you tried to
disturb us and disrupt our life - killing innocent civilians by planting
bombs in trains, buses and cars. You have tried hard to bring death and
destruction, cause panic and fear and create communal disharmony but
everytime you were disgustingly unsuccessful. Do you know how we pass our
life in Mumbai? How much it takes for us to earn that single rupee? If you
wanted to give us a shock then we are sorry to say that you failed
miserably in your ulterior motives. Better look elsewere, not here.

We are not Hindus and Muslims or Gujaratis and Marathis or Punjabis and
Bengaliies. Nor do we distinguish ourselves as owners or workers, govt.
employees or private employees. WE ARE MUMBAIKERS (Bombay-ites, if you
like). We will not allow you to disrupt our life like this. On the last few
occassions when you struck (including the 7 deadly blasts in a single day
killing over 250 people and injuring 500+ in 1993), we went to work next
day in full strength. This time we cleared everything within a few hours
and were back to normal - the vendors placing their next order, businessmen
finalizing the next deals and the office workers rushing to catch the next
train. (Yes the same train you targetted)

Fathom this: Within 3 hours of the blasts, long queues of blood donating
volunteers were seen outside various hospital, where most of the injured
were admitted. By 12 midnight, the hospital had to issue a notification
that blood banks were full and they didn't require any more blood. The next
day, attendance at schools and office was close to 100%, trains & buses
were packed to the brim, the crowds were back.
The city has simply dusted itself off and moved on - perhaps with greater
vigour.

We are Mumbaikers and we live like brothers in times like this. So, do not
dare to threaten us with your crackers. The spirit of Mumbai is very strong
and can not be harmed.

THIS MESSAGE IS SPECIALLY MEANT FOR HIM( THE SO CALLED TERRORIST.. )!!!

With Love,
From the people of Mumbai (Bombay)

Facts about "Jana Gana Mana" - Just a thought for the National Anthem! How
well do you know about it?

I have always wondered who is the "adhinayak" and "bharat bhagya vidhata",
whose praise we are singing. I thought might be Motherland India! Our
current National Anthem "Jana Gana Mana" is sung throughout the country.

Did you know the following about our national anthem, I didn't.

To begin with, India's national anthem, Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka, was
written by Rabindranath Tagore in honour of King George V and the Queen of
England when they visited India in 1919.

To honour their visit Pandit Motilal Nehru had the five stanzas included,
which are in praise of the King and Queen. (And most of us think it is in
the praise of our great motherland!!!)

In the original Bengali verses only those provinces that were under British
rule, i.e. Punjab, Sindh, Gujarat, Maratha etc. were mentioned. None of the
princely states were recognised which are integral parts of India now
Kashmir, Rajasthan, Andhra, Mysore or Kerala. Neither the Indian Ocean nor
the Arabian Sea was included, since they were directly under Portuguese
rule at that time.

The Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka implies that King George V is the lord of the
masses and Bharata Bhagya Vidhata is "the bestower of good fortune".

Following is a translation of the five stanzas that glorify the King:

First stanza: (Indian) People wake up remembering your good name and ask
for your blessings and they sing your glories. (Tava shubha naame jaage;
tava shubha aashish maage, gaaye tava jaya gaatha)

Second stanza: Around your throne people of all religions come and give
their love and anxiously wait to hear your kind words.

Third stanza: Praise to the King for being the charioteer, for leading the
ancient travellers beyond misery.

Fourth stanza: Drowned in the deep ignorance and suffering,
poverty-stricken, unconscious country? Waiting for the wink of your eye and
your mother's (the Queen's) true protection.

Fifth stanza: In your compassionate plans, the sleeping Bharat (India) will
wake up. We bow down to your feet O' Queen, and glory to Rajeshwara (the
King).

This whole poem does not indicate any love for the Motherland but depicts a
bleak picture. When you sing Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka, whom are you
glorifying? Certainly not the Motherland. Is it God? The poem does not
indicate that.

It is time now to understand the original purpose and the implication of
this, rather than blindly sing as has been done the past fifty years.

Nehru chose the present national anthem as opposed to Vande Mataram because
he thought that it would be easier for the band to play!!! It was an absurd
reason but Today for that matter bands have advanced and they can very well
play any music. So they can as well play Vande Mataram, which is a far
better composition in praise of our dear Motherland India.

Wake up, it's high time! Shouldn't Vande Mataram be our National Anthem?

A picture to potray the perfect mood of the general graduate public scene!!
a sarcastic take on d job reservation controversy up here in India!!

I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely
support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this.

Let's start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 30
percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified
accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player.
The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six
hit by a OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring
60 runs should be declared as a century. We should influence ICC and
make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl
fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80
kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above this speed
should be made illegal.

We should make the army of our enemies use PLASTIC or SOFT bullets for out OBC/ST/SC jawaans in our army.

Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an
OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.

There can be reservation in Government jobs also.
Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the
ministers and politicians (that can really help the country.. )


Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the
ministers and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country..)

Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward...
Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let's be proud of
being an INDIAN..


ARE THESE CHIMPS fueling the BRAIN DRAIN! Do they want us to lleave behind a playground for them to be converted into a ZOO!! :X
and would we let this happen? would we? :O anything WE CAN DO!?

direct dil se.. :D

ooo oo oo oooo oo oo oooooo ooo ooooooo ooo ooo oo oooo oo oooo
ay e saala
abhi abhi hua yakeen..
ki last sem hai..
abhi yahin..

hui subah..
main so gaya..
assngmt ko main..
complete kiya..

ru ba ru khushi..
ru ba ruu satisfaction hai.. :P lol..

jo gumshuda..
sa seriousness tha
woh mil gaya..
main darr gaya.. :S
syllabus dekha..
main hil gaya.. :O
ki textbook bhi
tak naakharid aaya..
PL mein..
latak gaya..

ru ba ru fati padi..
ru ba ru lag gayi hai.. :O.. hehe..

dhua chata khula gagan mera..
nayi dagar naya safar mera..
jo bansake tu humsafar mera..
saath na chodna yaara..

dhua chata khula gagan mera..
nayi dagar naya safar mera.
.jo bansake tu humsafar mera..
saath na chodna yaara..

frnd logonse
aish hai bas meri..
ab semester ke baad
kya hoga maloom nahi..
coll ka sama..
rahe na rahen..
hum dost sadaa..
jigree rahee..
aur isi taraah..
rock kare..

is zindagai maiin
ye wish mera..
kabool ho jaa..
grant ho jaa..
ye hum sab kahen..

ru ba ru dosti..ru ba ru roshni hai.. ;).. :D

- composed by me(sagar) in this last semester.. dedicated to all enggr's in d last yr and especially my friends.. :Drock on and njoi.. :D

Doston ke dost hai hum..
dushmanon sambhaalo apna bum!
kar na sako dosti humse..
to din bache hai tumhaare abhi kum!!
;) .. :D haha

don't mind re.. bas somthin to go with da photu ka attitude.. :D
rock on n njoi.. ;) lol

Thodi si dhool meri..
dharti ki mere watan ki..
thodi si dhool meri..
dharti ki mere watan ki..
thodi si khushbu aajaaegi mast pawanki..
thodi si dhoknewaali dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak saase..
dil mein ho junoon junoon woh boonde laal lahoon ki!
ye sab tu mila mila le!
aur rang tu khila khila le!!
ye sab tu mila mila le!
aur rang tu khila khila le!!
aur mohe tu rang de basanti yaara..
mohe tu rang de basanti!!..
mohe mohe tu rang de basanti......
mohe mohe tu rang de basanti..
mohe mohe tu rang de basanti..
mohe mohe tu rang de basanti..

sapne rang de..
apne rang de..
khushiya rang de..
gum bhi rang de..
kasme rang de..
fasle rang de..
rang de dhadkan..
rang de sargam..
rang de surat..
rang de darpan..
aur mohe mohe tu rang de basanti yaara..
mohe mohe tu rang de basanti!!

thodi si..........

dheeme aaj bhi tu..
zara ishq chadha..
thoda challne aa..
thodi nazar mila..
thoda saagar laa..
thodi gaagar laa..
thodi chinak chinak..
thoda hila hila..
fir ek rang tu khila khila..
mohe mohe tu rang de basanti yaara..
mohe tu rang de basanti!!

basti rang de..
hasti rang de..
has has rang de..
nas nas rang de..
bachpan rang de..
jauvan rang de..
ab der na kar sach much rang de..
angrez mere sach much rang de..
mohe mohe tu rang de basanti yaara..
mohe tu rang de basanti!!

thodi si dhool meri..
dharti ki mere watan ki..
thodi si dhool meri..
dharti ki mere watan ki..
thodi si khushbu aajaaegi mast pawanki..
thodi si dhoknewaali dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak dhak saase..
dil mein ho junoon junoon woh boonde laal lahoon ki!
ye sab tu mila mila le!
aur rang tu khila khila le!!
ye sab tu mila mila le!aur rang tu khila khila le!!aur mohe tu rang de basanti yaara..
mohe tu rang de basanti!!..
mohe mohe tu rang de basanti......
mohe mohe tu rang de basanti..
mohe mohe tu rang de basanti..
mohe mohe tu rang de basanti!!

mohe rang de basanti, rang de basanti, rang de basanti yaaaara!!!

JAI HIND!!.. :D