A picture to potray the perfect mood of the general graduate public scene!!a sarcastic take on d job reservation controversy up here in India!!
I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely
support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this.
Let's start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 30
percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified
accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player.
The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six
hit by a OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring
60 runs should be declared as a century. We should influence ICC and
make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl
fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80
kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above this speed
should be made illegal.
We should make the army of our enemies use PLASTIC or SOFT bullets for out OBC/ST/SC jawaans in our army.
Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an
OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.
There can be reservation in Government jobs also.
Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the
ministers and politicians (that can really help the country.. )
Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the
ministers and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country..)
Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward...
Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let's be proud of
being an INDIAN..
ARE THESE CHIMPS fueling the BRAIN DRAIN! Do they want us to lleave behind a playground for them to be converted into a ZOO!! :X
and would we let this happen? would we? :O anything WE CAN DO!?
